The Adventures of MuffinTop...

Day 1

I've just received the biggest revelation of my life and it's not cute but it is kind of funny.  After all these years of drinking beer and eating whatever I wanted, it's sad to say that it's finally caught up with me.  I have double rolls on my stomach like rolls of tissue.  I am small but yet my belly is hanging.  My tshirts don't quite fit the same and I knew this.  I've been in denial for about 2 years now...but when I was able to put that can of soda on my side while I was lying on my bed watching television, I knew I had a problem.  (The can just sat there like it was sitting on a table)  I figured it was time for me to admit that my belly is shaped like a damn muffin (you can decide on which flavor) top.  So I chose at that very moment to become my own shero.  I decided that I'm not going to fight the muffintop...I am going to embrace my muffintop and  live out my new dreams.  I have declared that today and moving forward, until I lose this stomach, that I am "Muffy the MuffinTop Slayer" and these are my adventures.  Sh*t.  I'm hungry and out of breath.  I need to eat right now.  See ya...

Signed,

Muffy the MuffinTop Slayer

(Back off before I muff you up)....