All Muffed Up...

(Still Day 1)... 

I'm crying...wait stop.  I'm not crying...that's just my muffintop.  Sometimes when I have gas, the boiling of my belly sounds like a little girl crying.  Sorry about that.  But now I'm done eating and I'm trying to figure out what the muff to do?  I'm bored.  I'm trying not to go back upstairs and eat another heaping of potatoes but my mind says no but my muffintop screams "I AM ON TEAM POTATO!"  Ugh...

Muffy the MuffinTop Slayer

"Muff You"