Authors, Writers, Publishers, and Book Readers
Well, in all seriousness, if you were dressed as a hundred story building your getting noticed would greatly depend on where you're standing...
Take that and apply it to your writing.
If you want to get noticed, and what you're currently doing isn't working, then do something different.
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.
Also, attitude helps...try not to be so...depressingly unnecessary and you might see an increase in readership...